A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned, that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, and swims over to the little lizard, and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile, that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says, he has to check this out, and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”
The koala looks down at him and says:
“Fuuuuk dude…….how much water did you drink?!!”